Listening to a Louis CK joke Kyle Carrier: ” hand jobs are the worst.” Me: “haha why?” Kyle: ” because I could just do it myself… Better.
So they say actions speak louder than words. So I say with this action these words could never be louder. My momma’s handwriting tattooed on my ribs. <3 i love you, mom.
Piloxing seriously kicked my ass… And yet I can’t wait to do it again.
You be the anchor that keeps my feet on the ground, I’ll be the wings that keep your heart in the clouds.
true freaking story.
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A soldier lost his arm in battle while saving a little girls life and made the best of it.
This soldier happens to be my cousin.
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tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
being in the bath with my cousin DJ, and him screaming so loud that our neighbors barged in thinking my parents were beating him.




